Evict A Bitch Thread

[Joshuah]

[Joshuah]

Week One: Britney Haynes vs Amanda Hansen

I vote to evict Britney Haynes from the Big Brother Household.

Britney- You have to show up to win! Good day to you!

Amanda- If you're gone, then people were hoping Britney would be expelled. You at least tried. You just really screwed yourself by checking in last and not competing in the HoH. Sorry you had to go.

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[Joshuah]

Week Two: Kevin Campbell vs Janelle Pierzina

I vote to evict Kevin Campbell from the Big Brother Household.

Kevin- I feel Janelle has potential, and worst case scenario, she's the next easy boot. You've been around, yet you do nothing. She may have a legitimate reason for her absence.

Janelle- I know you had potential, I just don't know why you didn't deliver.

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[Joshuah]

Week Three: Cassi Colvin vs Amanda Hansen

I vote to evict Amanda Hansen from the Big Brother Household.

Amanda- You missing that first HoH screwed you over. You were every HoH's little scapegoat, and it's unfair to you, but life sucks and then you die. Hopefully your next game is a little more "Bueno".

Cassi- If you're reading this, I'm sorry. You were one of my favorites, and Amanda didn't deserve to stay over you.

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[Joshuah]

Week Four: Joshuah Welch v.s. Matthew Hoffman

NOMINATED

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[Joshuah]

Week Five: Kevin Campbell v.s. Ian Terry

I vote to evict Kevin Campbell from the Big Brother Household.

Kevin- Sorry to see you go, Kevin. We definitely need to shop together sometime so I can show you how it's done properly.

Ian- Ian! I'm sorry to see you go! I wish you well. Go find that cure for cancer or herpes, you awesome chemistry bitch, you!

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[Joshuah]

Week Six: Kristen Bitting vs Holly King

I vote to evict Holly King from the Big Brother Household.

Kristen- I genuinely thought I had all the votes to keep you. You should have stayed. I am going to miss you so so much.

Holly- I'm sorry Holly, you were a good competitor. But you had a bad reputation as an alliance whore. Lo Siento.

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[Joshuah]

Week Seven: Frank Eudy vs Lane Elenburg

Head of Household

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[Joshuah]

Week Eight: Shane Meaney vs Jenn Arroyo

I vote to evict Jenn Arroyo from the Big Brother Household

Jenn- Jenn City! I'm sorry we couldn't connect more than we did. But then again, you can't reasonably expect to have fantastic relationships with EVERYONE in a game like this. I'll see you on finale night, OR SOONER!

Shane- NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I'm sorry, bud, I tried. Dumb bitches be dumb. Wish me luck!

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[Joshuah]

Week Nine: Annie Whittington vs Roddy Mancuso

I vote to evict Roddy Mancuso from the Big Brother Household!

Annie- I suppose you're not okay, and I could not persuade Cassi to keep you. You were not Cinnamon Buns's target-Roddy was. I'm so upset to see you go. I love you.

Roddy- Rod-D, if you're seeing this, you're gone. I am genuinely going to miss you, but a TRENORMUNDOUS WEIGHT is off of my fucking shoulders. You say those HoH Results, you is dangerous with one huge D (how fitting). Hopefully I won't have to see you soon. *smooches* Bye love!

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[Joshuah]

Week Tenn: Cinnamon Buns Bitting vs Kevin Campbell

I vote to evict Kevin Campbell from the Big Brother Household.

Cinny- If you're watching this, I am upset. You were there for me back at the beginning when Holly was "in the picture", and you've been with me since, so losing you is going to be like losing my tongue. Do you know how much my life revolves around my tongue? I won't be able to live without it, or you. Try not to miss me too much, because I'm going to try my hardest not to see you until finale night where I can make us proud. Love you.

Kevin- Kevin, I am sorry you had to go. We had a lot of good rounds together. You've helped me out a lot. I'm going to take down Frank and Roddy, so make the jury house pretty for them-they'll be visiting you very soon! I'm going to make you proud, Kevin.

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[Joshuah]

Week Eleven: Frank Eudy vs Roddy Mancuso

I vote to evict Roddy Mancuso from the Big Brother Household.

Roddy- Rod-D, we had a great run. I hope you aren't bitter with me. You're a cool dude. It was fun having homosexual relations talking to you. You're a fantastic competitor, but I think you know that. Maybe I'll see you in the Jury House soon.

Frank- Frank, I voted to keep you,if you believe that or not. You made it far,and I hope you won't be too mad at me. Hopefully by the next time I see you (whether it be in jury house or the finale) you'll have gotten a hair cut.

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[Joshuah]

Week Twelve: Frank Eudy vs Cassi Colvin

I vote to evict Cassi from the Big Brother Household.

Cassi- Cassi, I voted to evict you because you're perfect and have a blood free game. If I don't vote to evict you now, I'd be voting for you to win later on. I dub thee the first robbed juror. You played great. Love you.

Frank- Frank, I don't know what happened if you're seeing this. I know everyone has F2s with everyone, and I'm sure you had others. I'm not sure who you're loyal to, but I was 100% loyal to ours. If you see this, I may be joining you soon. Bye.

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[Joshuah]

Finale Night: Frank Eudy vs Shane Meaney

I vote Frank Eudy to win Season One of Big Brother: Rise and Fall.

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