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Joshuah
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What does a guy gotta do to get laid around here?[Mo0:17]
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Post by Joshuah on Dec 25, 2012 12:33:32 GMT -5
 Hello all you sexy bitches! Sexy Santa J. Welch is here to open up his large sack and give out his goodies to all his Ho-Ho-Hoes. Frank, Lane, Matt, Rod-D, Kevin, and Ian and Frank all get: Dick-In-A-Box. Orgy time. Annie gets: A first Aid kit and mace, so no matter where she goes she'll be okay and won't be struck by a crescendo. Cassi gets: Special Edition Malibu Cassi (Because Barbie is for basic bitches.) Holly gets: Dance Dance Revolution so you can all watch her sick and funky fresh dance floor moves. Jenn gets: A new electric guitar and the goth emo Hellvetica Doll she wanted as a child, but her catholic parents wouldn't give it to her because they thought their daughter would be a Satan worshiping lesbian. They should buy lotto tickets. Kristen gets: Gucci and Prada clothes that are fine, fresh, fierce. And just in case the guys don't like my dick in a box orgy offer, I have more: Frank gets: A gift card to Great Clips. GET THE FUCKING WEAVE CUT. Ian gets: Dry Ice and Colorful Liquids in test tubes. WARNING: Adult Supervision Required. Kevin Gets: A better wardrobe. Seriously? A white plaid scarf with an orange sweater? Who the fuck gave you your gay card dressed like THAT? Lane gets: Bulldozer toys so he can play in dirt because I think that's what Texans like. He also gets steak. Matt gets: Platform boots so we don't always have to look down to talk to him. Rod-D gets: Porn. Lots and lots of porn. Shane gets: "Tips on Dumping your fake girlfriend and coming out of the closet 101", a scarf, a peacoat, hairgel, body hair remover cream, tanning lotion, and a coupon for one free butt touch. Merry Christmas! |
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Lane
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Post by Lane on Dec 25, 2012 17:45:05 GMT -5
No matter what our differences may be, I hope everyone has a fantastic Christmas!
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KEVIN
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Post by KEVIN on Dec 25, 2012 19:07:20 GMT -5
O that is hot joshua but how you dare critsize my wardrobe  by your photo you have cloth allergy so do not critsize me and my scarf is so beautiful :@ not happy with present!! |
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KEVIN
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Post by KEVIN on Dec 25, 2012 19:17:19 GMT -5
O I miss box part ok thank you!!
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jenn
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Post by jenn on Dec 25, 2012 21:21:08 GMT -5
*clears throat* Satan worshipping lesbians don't celebrate Christmas... And I play bass  |
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Post by Sassi Cassi on Dec 25, 2012 21:22:05 GMT -5
I LOVE my Malibu Cassi! Who's Barbie?? Merry Christmas dolls <3
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matt
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Post by matt on Dec 25, 2012 21:24:50 GMT -5
Happy Birthday Keesha!  |
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