Confessions of a Hot Guy Holic

[Joshuah]

So, I was all ready mentally for this Endurance, but my mom distracted me. That bitch. Oh well, there's no way I could have beat Kevin.

But seriously? Kevin? I do nothing but vote him out again and again. And the mother fucker wins HoH and the mother fucker nominates two of my allies.

Looks like I need to find a way to get Annie to stay without vetoing her ass, or I'm in the same boat..

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[Joshuah]

Congratulations, Holly. You just revealed to me that you're aligned with EVERYONE in this game. You confirmed my suspicions that you're up Frank's ass or vice-versa. I hope you leave this week.

Kevin is *quite the competitor. 1 HoH, 2 vetoes? Almost unanimous survival vote per nomination? He gotta go...soon. I assume he'll leave nominations the same.

8 votes. 5 to keep Annie.

Annie has: J. Welch, Cassie

Holly has: Jenn, Kristen, Frank+ who knows who else?

I PM'd Kevin this long ass message about Holly having 23896896356 alliances, her #1 being Frank. All of Holly's alliances have won HoH. She's safe forever, and I'm assuming Holly is his target. I warned him if noms stay the same Holly will STAY. I urged him to put up Frank. Hopefully he won't punish me for this. I voted to evict him every time, and now I need his help. Watch Karma bite my ass. Hopefully he'll listen to reason.

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[Joshuah]

Kevin's on board! Annie comes off, Frank's going up! Looking out for the underdogs! Me, Annie, Cassi, and Shane are evicting Holly, and Kevin will break the tie (if there is one). Best game move of the season so far goes to: J. WELCH!

I am sorry, but if I'm not winning competitions I need to kick ass and takes names some other way. I am getting what I want when I want it.

Sorry to the housecalls that thought I'm a floater. It's SHOWTIME!

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[Joshuah]

Hello, Housecalls. I bet I blindsided you all with that one, huh? I saved a LOT of people last round, and I cashed in a LOT of favors. It wasn't easy, especially since I went to bed early last night and I wake up to a text saying "Give Roddy all your money", not knowing what it meant until about 10:30. I spent my entire Newspaper hour on my phone instead of working on my double page layout sending PMs, plotting, conspiring. Kevin was doubtful at first, and wouldn't give up his money until he was certain we'd pull it off. I was working AIM AT THE MOTHER FUCKING DOCTOR'S OFFICE-HOW AWESOME AM I?

I have Annie who's ass I saved ON HIS BIRTHDAY, Cassi who's in love with me, Kevin who is happy I showed him the light, Kristen who I practically single handedly saved last round by getting Annie's vote, Cassi's Vote, and Shane's vote, and I've got Shane too because I'm keeping him alive even though he hasn't been able to get on in like, two weeks because of his moving process.

I need to be more careful though. It's becoming quite apparent I have these bitches wrapped, and people are going to view me as a threat. People aren't going to be in love with me forever, and I need to tone it down before they realize I own them.

But this round is going to be over so quickly. I won because I had help. Hopefully people view me as someone who can't win competitions.

I don't know what the future is in store for me. Annie, Kristen, and Kevin all helped me get here, so hopefully they'll keep me for a while.

Cassi is cryptic, but her BFF is Annie, so hopefully if Cassi starts to say mean things about me, Annie will give me the 411.

Housecalls, please deliver some tissues to the house. I'm going to make the other side cry.

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[Kat]

[Joshuah]

IT HAS MY FACE!

[Joshuah]

Kristen should now be Crusty Butting

[Joshuah]

I'm worried Jenn is going to take Frank off of the block, and Frank's powers are going to take Rod-D off the block, and I'm going to be stuck with Lane getting out. OR Frank's powers aren't going to let me choose ANY of my own nominations. Which would FUCKING SUCK. I have no clue what he has up his sleeve. For all I know he's got an eviction flipper, and we'll get a majority against whoever's left, and them BAM! I get fucked over. I mean, it's not like I'll be able to win the next HoH, but STILL. I wish the twist was still in effect so I could play next week's veto. (Is it?) He has three things, and I have no idea what they may be.

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[Shir]

it is. you will get to play in next week's veto competition.

[Joshuah]

I was curious because there were only 6 players last week

[Shir]

that's only because shane was picked and then didn't do it.

[Joshuah]

Has time run our for Jenn to use the veto? I say it is.
*hopes*

[Joshuah]

Lane was evicted. I would have preferred Frank, but apparently his powers aren't too powerful and he can't even vote this week, and since Lane had an HoH advantage, it's all good. This could actually be good for me. It shows I'm not in complete control, so hopefully that takes a bit of a threat off my back. Hopefully someone who loves me will win. <3

AND I GET TO PLAY VETO!

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[Joshuah]

Haven't confessed in AGES! I was happy when Cassi won, and upset to see her noms. At this stage in the game you need to fry big fish, not sardines. Her target was Shane, and we fail whale'd the veto. Assuming Frank really can't vote, we have 2/3 votes we need. We either need Cinnamon or Annie. Annie and Cassi are practically lesbian lovers, so I don't think it can be done. I'm not sure where Cinnamon stands.

SERIOUSLY! Shane is NOT A THREAT! You people are DUMB!

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[Joshuah]

I have had a busy, busy week, so let's get all these confessions written!

First off, Jenn went home, wew tequila!

Then, Cinnamon won HoH.

I was skeptical of where she would stand, but she nominated both Frank AND Rod-D! Yay!

Rod-D offered me an alliance of Myself, Kevin, Frank, and him.

I was going to accept, just for security, but Cinnamon Buns won so it wasn't needed.

Cassi vetoed Frank. ACTUAL shocking plot twist!.

Cassi was trying to get Cinnamon Buns to backdoor me, saying she'd keep me safe.

BITCH PLEASE.

I talked Cinnamon Buns out of nominating me. I was obviously being backdoored.

I assume Frank is going to nullify my vote, and double his own. MEANING Annie leaves 3-2. (Assuming I can convince Shane to evict Rod-D.)

I'm PRAYING that Frank can only use 1 power per week OR that they've expired OR Cassi will somehow evict Rod-D (When snakes fly ).

Stop handing Roddy the win here, people!

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