Well, Lane decided not to use the veto. Not surprised, and easy week. But I'll go ahead and say that certain people I have different impressions of.
I absolutely LOVE Annie. She deals with my shenanigans. We played something called "The Dead Game", which is a game my friend and I made up a LONG time ago. Basically it's a morbid version of America's Next Top Model. For a hot mess read, and to find out who lives out of Anne Hathaway, Idris Elba, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jennifer Lawrence, Jet Li, Josh Hutcherson, Owen Wilson, Scarlett Johansson, Zoe Saldana, and Zooey Deschanel, [/b]
so basically
we make a list of ten people we both know
rank them 1-10
1 safest
and 10 = death
one person reveals their list to the other
Dec 8, 2012 7:40 PM
then that person adds the list together
and reveals one by one whos safe
then brings the bottom 2 forward
says why they should die
and saves one
and shoots the other lol
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then the next round we make a new rank
and the people switch roles
so the other person will reveal their list etc.
Dec 8, 2012 7:41 PM
does this interest you?
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Ohhh
or am i just batshit crazy
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Well kind of both
haha
ok what did you give anne?
Dec 8, 2012 7:56 PM
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6
idris
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8
jake
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4
jennifer
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1 <3
haha jet
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lol 5
josh
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3
owen
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9
Dec 8, 2012 7:57 PM
scarlett
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7
zoe
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10
zooey
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2
calculating ~
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Hahaha okay
ok
Dec 8, 2012 7:58 PM
and as you reveal
if there are any times
break the tie yourself
*ties
not times
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Hahaha I figured
xD Okay
First person safe
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For now I just watch you reveal right?
yes
by a LONG shot
extremely safe
super duper safe
is
Zooey
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Hahaha
Claps
Dec 8, 2012 7:59 PM
next person safe
Jennifer
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Yaaay J Law
Next person safe
Anne
next person safe
Jet
next person safe
Dec 8, 2012 8:00 PM
Zoe
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Omg lol
next person safe
Owen
next person safe
Jake
two spots left
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Where is Joshy!
Lol
next person safe
Dec 8, 2012 8:01 PM
Idris
will Josh and Scarlett please step forward
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Josh & Scarlett =o
Josh, you are very, very short. We're afraid this will limit you if you live.
Dec 8, 2012 8:02 PM
Scarlett, you are very, very thin. we're afraid you'll blow out like a sheet of paper if a window opens.
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Hahahha
This was very close.
Only one point made the difference between life and death
congratulations...
Josh
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Why is this so intense omg
Hahaha oh
you are still alive
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Woooo
*shoots Scarlett*
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bye
Ok
Dec 8, 2012 8:03 PM
and now we make a new rank
and make sure to change it up each round to make it interesting
Dec 8, 2012 8:05 PM
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haha ok
my list is ready whenever youre ready to add ~
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Alright
Anne?
4
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Idris?
6
Dec 8, 2012 8:06 PM
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Jake?
3
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Jennifer?
8
lol
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Hahaa
Jet?
7
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Josh?
1 <3<3
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YAY! lol
Owen?
9
Dec 8, 2012 8:07 PM
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Zoe?
2
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And Zooey?
5
*grabs popcorn*
*loads annie's rifle*
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Bahaha
Okay
Dec 8, 2012 8:08 PM
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First safe!
By a long shot
haha
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Josh!
WOO!!
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XD
worst to first ~
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Comeback kid
2nd Safe is…..
Dec 8, 2012 8:09 PM
he did so good this week
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Jake
3rd safe
Zooey!
woo!
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4th is….
Anne (I almost typed Annie lol)
hahaha
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5th safe
Zoe!
yeah!
Dec 8, 2012 8:10 PM
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6th safe
Jennifer
so much hunger
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Lmao!
7th is
Jet
Idris and Owen
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Bottom 2: Idris and Owen
Hahaha
Dec 8, 2012 8:11 PM
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Idris you are black and we fear that you are too much diversity to handle~~
lololololol
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Owen you are a man whore, we do not need to repopulate
And with that… safety goes to
Idris, I am no racist!
Owen prepare to die
YAY!
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*shoots*
Dec 8, 2012 8:12 PM
lol
haha you did that round like a pro!
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Yaaay Im a fast learner
You're the best
so much better than josh
that kid is special
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LOL
Really? Hahaha
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He is cute I guess
Dec 8, 2012 8:13 PM
alright im gonna make my new rank!
dun dun dun
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Woo! Me too
alright im done
Dec 8, 2012 8:15 PM
let me know when youre ready
Dec 8, 2012 8:16 PM
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Ergggg
I think Im ready
alright!
Josh?
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2
jake?
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6
zooey?
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5
anne?
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1 o.O
zoe?
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7
Dec 8, 2012 8:17 PM
jennifer?
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4
jet?
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8
idris?
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3
this round is cray
letting you know
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Bahaha
this is unpredictable
even for me
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Hm Exciting...
alright!
First person safe...
Dec 8, 2012 8:18 PM
Jennifer
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next person safe
Zoe!
Next person safe
Anne!
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Annie<3
next person safe
Idris!
Dec 8, 2012 8:19 PM
next person safe
Zooey!
next person safe
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Triple J bottom 3!
Josh!
will Jake and Jet please step forward
Jake, we feel that you are becoming a little forgettable. We need you to stand out more. You have stiff competition.
Dec 8, 2012 8:20 PM
Jet, we're not sure if we want to go asian this year. It's a risk we're not sure you can pull off given this competition's time restraints.
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Bahahaa
The person that will continue on in this competition
is
Jet, congratulations
*shoots Jake*
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Yay asians
lol
Dec 8, 2012 8:22 PM
my list is ready ~
Dec 8, 2012 8:23 PM
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ok same!
Ok um
Anne?
2
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Idris?
1
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Jennifer?
5
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Jet?
Dec 8, 2012 8:24 PM
7
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Josh?
4
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Zoe?
6
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and Zoeey?
3!
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Okay well this is gonna be interesting lol
nice!
Dec 8, 2012 8:25 PM
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4 points separates first from last
beautiful
BEAUTIFUL
i love it
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But there is a first and last place finisher so let's go..
lets do this
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First...
Idris
WOOOOO
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Second….
*GOES CRAZY*
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Jennifer
Hahaha
Top 2 XD
Okay
Third...
Zoey
Dec 8, 2012 8:26 PM
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Zoe*
LOL
OH
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Bahhaa sorry
not the double o?
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No lol
alright zoe!
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Fourth...
Josh
Bottom three: Anne, Jet, Zooey
Fifth:
Dec 8, 2012 8:28 PM
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Anne
Bottom 2: Jet and Zooey
DUN DUN DUN
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Please step forward bitches
haha
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Jet, we find you here again - we are not seeing improvement. Step it up!
Zooey, this is your first time in the bottom two after several top placements. We noticed you got bored and we are hoping this will either shock you into doing better or just rid you of your boredom
Dec 8, 2012 8:29 PM
hahaha
INTENSE
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Zooey, your time in this game will continue. You are safe
Jet, GTFO *shoots*
wow!
nice
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I got chills
LOL
hahaha
this is awesome
Dec 8, 2012 8:30 PM
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Hahaha yes
Ok now I make my list right
yes
and my list is finished
so let me know when youre done!
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done!
Idris?
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3
Dec 8, 2012 8:31 PM
Jennifer?
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4
Zoe?
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6
Josh?
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2
Anne?
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5
Zooey
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1!
hmm
interesting
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Maybe that will shock her back to the top :X idk
Dec 8, 2012 8:32 PM
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Hahaha
First person safe
looks like you woke up
Zooey
Next person safe
Idris
Next person safe
Anne
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XD
Dec 8, 2012 8:33 PM
next person safe
Zoe
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Awwwww
Will Josh and Jennifer please step forward
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Jennifer and Josh bottom 2, how cute
i may or may not have something to do with that ~
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Hahahaha
Dec 8, 2012 8:35 PM
Jennifer, you are unbelievably gorgeous. However, we're unsure if you'll ever be able to break the stereotype outside of "the girl from the Hunger games".
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The girl on fire~
Josh, we find you in the bottom 2 again, because of your height. You really are short. But you have been fighting and we see that. We're just not sure if it's enough.
Congratulations...
Actually
motherfuckers
Dec 8, 2012 8:36 PM
eat this
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*hands them each a berry*
one of you will fizzle and die
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HAHAHA
I was totally thinking that lmfao
the other will enjoy a nutritious blueberry
*they both eat*
*Josh twitches*
but Jennifer *fizzles and dies*
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LOL
Dec 8, 2012 8:37 PM
were down to 5!
good work
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Yay halfway point
Dec 8, 2012 8:38 PM
my list is ready
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Same
ok
Anne?
4
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Idris?
5
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Josh?
2
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Zooey?
1
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Zoe
Dec 8, 2012 8:39 PM
3
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Oh gosh lol
haha
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Okay! lol
First safe
Joshypoo
go Josh!
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Second safe...
Zooeybby
Dec 8, 2012 8:40 PM
ohhhhh snap
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Third...
Idris =o
*gasp*
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Anne and Zoey bottom 2
without the y :PO
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I KEEP DOING THAT!
Haha yes, without the y
haha
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Will you two ladies please step forward
Dec 8, 2012 8:42 PM
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Neither of you have been in the bottom 2
Anne, you have been all over the place in this competition. We're not sure how reliable you are when it comes to the real deal
Zoe, I am surprised you are here but this week was not your finest. If you stick around, we expect improvement from you.
Dec 8, 2012 8:43 PM
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Ladies, the time has come. *loads gun*
hahaha
gun loaded
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Anne, you're too unreliable *shoots*
Zoe, you have been granted a second chance. Don't blow it.
Dec 8, 2012 8:44 PM
LIST READY
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Same!
Josh?
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2
zooey?
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1
Idris?
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4
Zoe?
Dec 8, 2012 8:45 PM
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3
Ok...
First person safe
Idris!
haha thats right
a 4 way freaking tie
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Gaspp
omfg LOL
lolol
Dec 8, 2012 8:46 PM
Next person safe
Zoe
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Hahaha black power
time for Zooey and Josh to step forward
lolz
Zooey, when you want to win, you're th ebest here. But whenever you don't, you're the worst. And I don't think you want it now.
Dec 8, 2012 8:47 PM
Josh, you are our comeback kid. And I respect your effort. But now were looking for a winner. We're not sure if you can handle that.
This was a tough decision
but *loads shotgun*
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OMgggg
*shoots*
Zooey you're safe
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Crying!
Josh is dead
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Hahaha
that was crazy
Dec 8, 2012 8:48 PM
4 way tie
i love when that happens
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Hahaha
Thats awesome
ok my list is ready!
Dec 8, 2012 8:49 PM
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Ok same lol
Oh
Its my turn to ask lol
haha
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Okay Idris?
1!
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Zoe?
3
zooey = 2!!!
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and Zooey
Hahha
Dec 8, 2012 8:51 PM
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Alright
DUN DUN DUN!!!!
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First/only safe...
…………………….
...
Idris~
BLACK POWER
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HAHAHA
Ladies, please step forward.
double zoes
Dec 8, 2012 8:52 PM
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Zooey, welcome back to the bottom 2. We saw that you wanted it this week but unfortunately for you Idris and Zoe did as well. Idris definitely brought his best, and is your best good enough compared to Zoe?
welcome back bitch lol
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lololol
Zoe, your performance was lackluster this week but you are usually top notch. What happened?
Well ladies the time has come. *cocks gun*
It's time to go...
*shoots*
ZOE
Congratulations Zooey you have made the final 2 with Idris.
Dec 8, 2012 8:53 PM
what a weird final 2 lol
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Hahaha I know
ok so instead of a list
we talk with each other
and determine together who should win
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Haha ok
and look at their growth
and who should live
i dont trust black people
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LOL
with Idris living
idk
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I think Zooey was stronger throughout the competition
But
Dec 8, 2012 8:55 PM
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Never improved
she was also weaker
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Idris definitely improved from the beginning
i see zooey in the bottom 2 three times
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And probably surpassed Zooey
Yeah
Idris was in the bottom 2 once
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And it was at the beginning
Zooey was first the very first week
and the fifth
Dec 8, 2012 8:56 PM
Idris was first the 4th, 7th and 8th week
but placing isnt what matters
sometimes I saved Idris because he was black
and I saved Zooey b/c she's racially ambiguous
lolol
I'm racist
so i dont know who should be alive
but im proud of both of them
Dec 8, 2012 8:57 PM
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Hey sorry my internet died lol
HAHA
Race matters
its all good! lolol
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But placement doesn't xD
Oh Lord
so do we give it to the obviously attractive, talented Zooey
Dec 8, 2012 8:59 PM
or the edgy, improved talent of Idris?
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I want to say Zooey but I think Idris proved himself
I want to say Zooey too
Improvement means shit in the real world
Dec 8, 2012 9:00 PM
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Thats true but is Zooey better than Idris now?
I feel like throughout the competition
Zooey was safer than Idris
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Thats true
which was why I was comfortable giving her lower scores
than I would give Idris
but the fact she got her
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Me too lol
Dec 8, 2012 9:01 PM
despite me low balling her
proves she's a strong one
(Josh took forever to kill btw)
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Idris could make a good runner-up story
HAHAHA
:3
haha
I agree
Idris's journey is more of a gj
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He should have gone over J. Law
runner up
Dec 8, 2012 9:02 PM
whos J. Law?
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Jennifer Lawrence
oh god
im horrible lol
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Hahahha
josh was tied with jet that round
so i saved jet
so i could have a hunger games bottom 2
lol
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Ohhhh lol
Dec 8, 2012 9:03 PM
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That was amazing lol
so sad
she was on fire
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I know
poor Katniss
ok so we agree?
Zooey to win
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I think so
Idris runner up?
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Yep
Let's reveal it to them
hahaha
Idris
Zooey
Dec 8, 2012 9:04 PM
the judges have reached a verdict
We both think you have come really far
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XD
and think you have so muc-- *gunshot*
ANNIE
WHYD YOU SHOOT IDRIS?
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SO QUICKLY
well
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:X
YAY!
Zooey congrats!
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LOL